Exceptional(4)
$453.4
/ Nightly
Private Vacation Home
Waterfront Retreat! Heated Pool, Kayaks, Fishing, Boat Lift, Dogs, Autism Aware
Crystal River, Florida, United States
Luxury waterfront home with direct Gulf access, private docks, heated pool, and included kayaks—perfect for families, boaters, and nature lovers in Crystal River.brbrWELCOME TO THE FLOATY POTATO!! An all-inclusive waterfront adventure experience!brbrThe Floaty Potato is a luxury canal-front retreat where coastal comfort and unforgettable adventure come together. Tucked near the end of a quiet deep-water canal with direct Gulf access, this 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath home is thoughtfully designed for families, boaters, fishermen, scallopers, and nature lovers seeking an elevated getaway—far from the hustle of big cities, yet still incredibly convenient.brbrLocated less than an hour from Tampa and just 1.5 hours from Orlando, Crystal River offers the perfect balance of peaceful waterfront living and easy access to Florida’s top destinations.brbrSpend your days enjoying the year-round solar-heated pool, with optional electric heat/cool (extra fees apply), relaxing under the covered lanai, or heading out from your private stationary and floating docks for fishing, scalloping, boating, or a peaceful paddle through scenic waterways. Autism-friendly accommodations are available upon request to ensure a comfortable stay for every guest.brbrThe Floaty Potato is more than just a place to stay—it’s your launchpad for adventure, a home base for unforgettable wildlife encounters, and a space where families create lasting memories they’ll return to year after year.brbrWe’ve partnered with top local companies to offer exclusive guest discounts on fishing charters, scalloping trips, kayaking, manatee tours, eco-adventures, and airboat rides. Every guest receives access to our curated Guest Guide with simple instructions to claim these discounts, along with the best local restaurants, hidden gems, and must-do activities.brbrA full video tour is available by searching “Wild Roots Rentals LLLP – Floaty Potato” on YouTube.brbrWHAT MAKES THE FLOATY POTATO UNIQUEbrbrPREMIUM WATERFRONT FEATURES:brStationary dockbrFloating dockbrFREE boat lift available to approved guests (Boat Lift Agreement required)brSun lounge chairs for relaxing watersidebrbrFISHING AND BOATING GEAR INCLUDED:brThree adult fishing kayaksbrOne youth kayakbrPaddleboardbrCrab trapbrDedicated bait coolerbrFish cleaning tablebrAdult and youth fishing rodsbrLight tackle boxbrThree refrigerators for food, drinks, bait, and your catchbrbrADDITIONAL OUTDOOR LIVING AND ADVENTURE GEAR:brCornholebrChalkbrSports ballsbrSun chairsbrbrPre-packed beach bag includes:br--Beach chairsbr--Sand toysbr--Beach blanketbr--Extra-large coolerbrbrBikes provided:br--Two adult bikesbr--One youth bikebr--One tandem bikebrbrTandem Bike Safety:brThe tandem bike is more challenging than it looks and is best suited for athletic or experienced riders. Helmets are not provided, so guests should bring their own if they plan to ride.brbrPOOL AND PATIO AMENITIES:brSolar-heated pool year-roundbrOptional electric pool heat/cool (for $40 per night, extra)brPool toys, goggles, and floatsbrCovered lanaibrScreened outdoor living spacebrbrINDOOR RECREATION:brPing-pong tablebrBasketball arcade gamebrFamily board gamesbrbrFAMILY-FOCUSED COMFORT AND AMENITIES:brPack-n-playbrHigh chairbrBaby bathbrBaby monitorbrBPA-free, unbreakable children’s dishesbrbrAutism-friendly accommodations available upon request, including:brSensory toysbrSilencing headphonesbrBody sockbrWeighted blanketbrTumble matbrPeanut ballbrSalt lampbrbrAll patio doors leading to the pool are equipped with child-safety locks for added peace of mind.brbrComplimentary starter drinks include:brCoffee podsbrGround coffeebrCreamerbrSugarbrTeabrHot cocoabrbrJUST FOR ADULTS:brWater gobletsbrWine glassesbrbrADDITIONAL ITEMS TO NOTEbrbrExclusive Guest Guide:brIncludes restaurant recommendations, tour suggestions, wildlife viewing tips, free activities, and a complete four-day family itinerary designed to help you make the most of your stay.brbrPOOL HEAT DETAILS:brThe pool includes solar heating year-round at no additional cost. Optional electric pool heat/cooling is available for $40 per night and is powered by a daytime pump. Because heat pumps rely on ambient air temperature, cooler winter nights may slow heating and reduce overnight heat retention, especially at the beginning of your stay. Likewise, extremely warm summer days may also slow cooling. brbrOur goal is to maintain a pool temperature of 80–85°F (winter) and 85-90°F (summer); however, temperatures below 45°F or over 100°F may impact this. The fee covers utility use as well as maintenance and wear and tear on the heating system. Water temperature cannot be guaranteed.brbrTRADEMARKED MERCHANDISE:brThe Floaty Potato is the only rental in Crystal River with its own trademarked brand. Guests can enjoy select merchandise during their stay and purchase additional items as souvenirs. Visit our Etsy shop: THE FLOATY POTATO.brbrNEVER FLOODED:brThis home is one of the rare canal-front properties in Crystal River that has never flooded, offering added peace of mind year-round.brbrDESIGNED WITH INTENTION:brWith over 30 live indoor plants and thoughtfully curated coastal décor, this home feels warm, elevated, and inviting—far from the sparse, basic feel of many short-term rentals.brbrKAYAKING NOTE:brThree Sisters Springs, Kings Bay, and the National Wildlife Refuge can all be reached by a relaxed half-day paddle directly from the home.brbrCRYSTAL RIVER WATERFRONT LIVINGbrbrLaunch directly from your backyard to experience:brScenic canal kayakingbrFrequent manatee, dolphin, otter, and bird sightingsbrFishing and crabbingbrDirect boating access to the Gulf of MexicobrbrSAFETY AND HOUSE GUIDELINESbrbrAll guests are required to log into our Guest Portal prior to arrival to sign the Rental Agreement and upload a valid ID.brbrPOOL AND CHILD SAFETY:brChild-safety locks on all pool-access doorsbrAdult supervision required around all water areasbrSurfaces such as indoor floors, pool edges, and docks may be slippery when wetbrbrWATER SAFETY:brNever swim alonebrAvoid alcohol near waterbrLife jackets are required for kayaking and paddleboarding (multiple sizes provided)brbrBOAT LIFT RULES:brNot for general usebrMust be requested in advancebrFREE for approved guestsbrBoat Lift Agreement must be signed prior to usebrbrHOME RULES:brNo smoking (inside or outside)brNo fireworksbrProfessional pest control is maintained, but insects may still be present due to the waterfront settingbrPlease use couch covers if you have children or pets to help keep furnishings in excellent conditionbrThe only checkout chore is taking garbage out on scheduled garbage days (Wednesdays)brbrSECURITY CAMERAS:brLocated at the front entry and facing the canal only. There are no cameras inside the home or in private areas.brbrPETS AND SERVICE ANIMALSbrbrGuests with service animals are encouraged to review our ADA-compliant informational document (no fees required).brbrPET POLICY — DOGS WELCOME:brbrWe welcome well-behaved dogs. A pet fee and signed pet agreement are required.brbrRules & Requirements:br• Dogs only (no cats due to owner allergies)br• Maximum of 2 approved dogs per staybr• Combined weight must not exceed 110 lbsbr• If over 110 lbs, an additional kennel must be brought or purchasedbr• Dogs must be kenneled anytime they are left unattendedbrbrKennels provided: 24”, 36”, and 48”brbrAlso provided for your convenience:br• Dog bowlsbr• Leashbr• Kennel matbr• Paw-cleaning toolsbr• Mandatory couch covers (required if dogs are on furniture)br• Fenced backyard with waste bags and scoopersbrbrPlease clean up after your dog to help us maintain a clean and enjoyable space for all guests.brbrWe take pride in keeping The Floaty Potato clean, safe, and welcoming for both guests and their furry companions.brbrAll guests must log into the Guest Portal, upload their ID, and sign the Rental Agreement prior to arrival.