b3 Couples Therapy Yacht

La Crosse, Wisconsin
$227 avg/night
Minimum Stay 2 Nights
Bed 2

Bed

Bath 1

Bath

Home House Boat

Property Type

Sleep 6

Max Sleeps

Night 2 nights

Min Stay

Luxury at its finest on the Mississippi River. Enjoy top end, modern amenities aboard an impeccably furnished houseboat. Enjoy all that a riverfront retreat has to offer in style aboard Couples Therapy.

Please note this is just a place to stay and relax, you are not allowed to take the yacht out of the slip.

**We also rent a Seadoo Sparx personal watercraft to enjoy during your stay for $150/day or a Seadoo Switch 5 person pontoon for $300/day. Rental agreement via Docusign required**

Built in 1993 and beautifully maintained, this 12x50 foot houseboat has the comforts of home on the river. 480 feet of enclosed living space plus a cuddy with a second sleeping area and a queen size pull out couch, in addition to a full size upper level deck with lots of space for relaxing and enjoying the views of the Mississippi River.
**Please note, it most comfortably fits 4 guests, but can accommodate up to 6 people. Any guests over 4 incur a $25/guest/nt additional charge due to excess water consumption and need for additional pump outs of septic system with more guests**

Entire boat accessible spring through fall, main enclosed level only during winter.

Please reach out to us at any time during your stay if you need assistance. Contact information is in our guidebook.

Fairly quiet marina on French Island. Easy walk to Veterans Park, Tom Sawyers is a great restaurant at the base of the marina which offers on site dining/bar or take away to your boat. Minutes to other restaurants and outdoor activities.

Walk easily to numerous bars and restaurants on French Island. Plenty of off street parking across the street.

Keep in mind this is a boat on the river. There is motion, albeit very subtle. Things rust easily and get dirty very quickly on the water. We have an onboard water storage system consisting of a 100 gallon water tank and a 75 gallon grey tank. The marina is great about pumping out the grey tank weekly or as needed and there is a water slicker near the boat for refilling the water tank. If you need help with either please let us know. Waterslide is not to be used while boat is docked per marina rules.
Guests are not allowed to take boat out of the slip. If you desire a cruise, that can be added for an additional $300/hour with a minimum 3 hour cruise. No additional guests allowed on boat without permission prior. Numerous items unique to boat living are important to review before your stay. A guidebook will be shared prior to check in with these items including water usage, parking instructions and where to find the boat. All garbage must be removed from boat and taken to dumpster prior to departure.

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Feature Features

  • PETS

    1 Total (up To 20 Lbs Per Pet) Pet Friendly Welcoming Dogs Only
  • SAFETY

    Carbon Monoxide Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Carbon Monoxide Detector On The Property) Fire Extinguisher Smoke Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Smoke Detector On The Property)
  • BEDROOM

    2 Bedrooms Bed Sheets Provided
  • KITCHEN

    Coffee/tea Maker Cookware/dishes/utensils Microwave Oven Refrigerator Stovetop Toaster
  • PARKING

    Onsite Parking
  • INTERNET

    WiFi Available
  • OUTDOORS

    Balcony Barbecue Grill
  • BATHROOMS

    1 Bathroom Hair Dryer
  • WORKSPACES

    Desk
  • LANGS SPOKEN

    English
  • ENTERTAINMENT

    Stereo TV
  • CLIMATE CONTROL

    Air Conditioning Heating
  • LOCATION HIGHLIGHTS

    On The Waterfront
  • SUITABILITY/ACCESSIBILITY

    Smoke-free Property

CheckIn Check-in : 03:00 PM CheckOut Check-out : 11:00 AM
No Wheelchair No smoking No pets Children allowed
Occupancy Max occupancy : 6

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School District Availability

Review Review

  • Linda M.

    Submitted Oct 3, 2025

    Stayed Sep 18, 2025

    Nice

  • Rebecca E.

    Submitted Sep 9, 2025

    Stayed Sep 5, 2025

    Quiet marina. Greg and April were very responsive to messages and were able to get the heat on for us quickly after some unexpected cool nights! We had a great stay and our 1 year old had a fun time exploring the boat!

  • Kory K.

    Submitted Sep 5, 2025

    Stayed Aug 31, 2025

    It’s nice, it’s not a yacht. Let’s be real it’s a house boat. The bathroom is tight but it’s a boat so that is to be expected. There was some issues with things on the boat. Fans on top deck didn’t work, the lock and key fobs didn’t work, the lock took several times to get it to open. Parking is not ideal but it worked. It was very clean and it was nice to be on the water, my wife loved it and it was ok for me.

  • Stan B.

    Submitted Aug 18, 2025

    Stayed Aug 14, 2025

    Unique and lovely experience

  • Eric S.

    Submitted Jul 30, 2025

    Stayed Jul 27, 2025

    Just as it was described. Even with a strong storm, it was a gentle rock and wind noise - but safe and sound!

  • Anne W.

    Submitted May 29, 2025

    Stayed May 24, 2025

    My family stayed on the boat for abweekend. It was a great place and had everything we needed.

  • Alex K.

    Submitted Oct 9, 2024

    Stayed Oct 6, 2024

    Great location, well stocked pantry, amazing view. Great host.

  • Patrick B.

    Submitted Sep 30, 2024

    Stayed Sep 27, 2024

    Had a great time on the boat. Everything was clean and as pictured. Had 1 minor issue that the owner took care of right away. Location was great for Oktoberfest. Overall a very cool and unique experience. Would definitely stay here again.

  • Jennifer W.

    Submitted Aug 19, 2024

    Stayed Aug 16, 2024

    Everything looked like the pictures. Sitting up top in the morning for coffee or at night for socializing was nice. Three restaurants/bar grills were in walking distance along with a Kwik Trip. It was about a 5 minute drive to downtown La Crosse. Fun time. Fun town.

  • Betsy W.

    Submitted Aug 11, 2024

    Stayed Aug 9, 2024

    Such a fun way to spend time in the La Crosse area. Beds are comfortable and the place is clean and comfortable. I would stay again.

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Total

Includes taxes and fees
$227+
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