Historic Ranch House with two queen beds at Joshua Tree Container Resort and spa
Twentynine Palms, California
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Creates by artist John Henry Jones, the Ranch House Hacienda is 1 of 3, private, complete, Tiny-Home suites available for rent on the El Ranchito compound. At 512 Sq. Ft. it's the largest standalone unit on the ranch, w/ 1 queen & a 10 futon queen inside, full kitchen, bathroom, private screened-in outdoor living room (with queen bed), close access the hot tub & lap pool, hammock palapa, gym, patio, lounges, daybed, BBQ, fire pit and outdoor showers.
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Features
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PETS
2 Total Pets Pet Friendly Service Animals Exempt From Fees -
BEACH
Beach Towels -
SAFETY
Carbon Monoxide Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Carbon Monoxide Detector On The Property) Deadbolt Lock Fire Extinguisher Smoke Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Smoke Detector On The Property) -
BEDROOM
1 Bedroom Bed Sheets Provided Day Bed -
GENERAL
Unit Size: 526 Sq Ft (49 Sq M) -
KITCHEN
Coffee/tea Maker Cookware/dishes/utensils Ice Maker Microwave Oven Paper Towels Refrigerator Stovetop Toaster -
LAUNDRY
Near Laundromat -
PARKING
Electric Car Charging Station On Site Onsite Parking -
INTERNET
Free WiFi, With Speed Of 500+ Mbps (good For 6+ People Or 10+ Devices) -
OUTDOORS
Fenced Yard Firepit Garden Patio -
POOL/SPA
Exercise/Lap Pool Heated Pool Hot Tub Massages Outdoor Pool Shared/communal Pool -
BATHROOMS
Bidet Hair Dryer Outdoor Shower Shampoo Shower Soap Toilet Paper Towels Provided -
LANGS SPOKEN
English German Spanish -
THINGS TO DO
Bicycle On Site Ecotours Nearby Fitness Center Fitness Facilities Nearby Golf Nearby Hiking Nearby Hiking/biking Trails Nearby Horse Riding Nearby Kayaking Nearby Mountain Biking Nearby Rock Climbing Nearby Wildlife And Game Walks Nearby -
ENTERTAINMENT
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LIVING SPACES
Living Room -
CLIMATE CONTROL
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FAMILY FRIENDLY
Cabinet Locks Children's Dinnerware Playground -
LOCATION HIGHLIGHTS
In A Rural Location Near A Hospital -
SERVICES AND CONVENIENCES
Concierge Services Local Meal Delivery Service Safe -
SUITABILITY/ACCESSIBILITY
If You Have Requests For Specific Accessibility Needs, Please Contact The Property Using The Information On The Reservation Confirmation Received After Booking. Smoke-free Property Wheelchair Accessible
Check-in : 04:00 PM
Check-out : 11:00 AM
No Wheelchair
No smoking
No pets
Children allowed
Max occupancy : 2
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Karen L.
Submitted Dec 21, 2021
Stayed Dec 11, 2021The ranch house was not as shown/described in the marketing materials. There were 2 queen beds and the picture showed 1 queen bed & 1 couch/futon. In all fairness, the bed was comfortable and appeared clean. There was no where to sit and eat. The furniture was dusty, and the small appliances needed to be cleaned. The area around the kitchen sink was dirty. There was a sign letting you know they didn't want any dirty dishes left in the sink, which is probably why nothing had been checked recently for cleanliness. Numerous terracotta tiles of the floor were broken and loose. There was no where to hang any clothes other than a few hooks. The vanity in the bathroom was old and broken. The glass shelf and toilet paper holder in the bathroom were coming out of the wall. The shower leaked from the head, reducing pressure. The shower anti-slip mat was mildewed. There was porn left on the recent apps that pops up automatically when the TV was turned on (in front of my grandson)! The front and back doors did not lock and the only way to secure them was to lock the screen/security door. I felt like I was being watched and/or listened to constantly. As soon as I arrived, I received a text asking if I had a dog (which I did and paid for) and how many guests I had(my daughter and family were with me when I checked in). Other times I mentioned something and magically the maintenance man is outside. One night I left the porch lights on and an interior night-light. When I arrived back (after dark) the porch lights had been disconnected and the interior light was turned off. At first the owner was responsive, but as time went on, he seemed to ignore my texts. I stayed here because it was close to my daughter and her family on the Marine base, but I did not realize it was down a very long dirt road and had 2 fifth-wheelers set up beside it. One of which housed the maintenance man. The fire pit was nothing more than a broken bench and a circle of rocks. I only stayed here at night to sleep and shower. I had my daughter stay with me at night because I did not feel safe knowing someone could come in at any time they wished and would. I didn't have a car, and was dependent on my daughter. This is not a place for a woman to stay alone.
