'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!

Astoria, Oregon
$278 avg/night Minimum Stay 2 Nights
Bed 2

Bed

Bath 2

Bath

Home Apartment

Property Type

Sleep 6

Max Sleeps

Night 2 nights

Min Stay

Enjoy the ultimate Oregon experience with a stay at this Astoria vacation rental! Located in 'The Astoria Painted Lady,' this one-of-a-kind apartment unit offers 2 beds, 2.5 bathrooms, a unique interior and an unbeatable location. Vibrant colors welcome you to the Victorian-style house, situated atop a picturesque hill overlooking the tranquil waters of the Columbia River. Spend an afternoon sipping fresh coffee on the porch or head out to explore the shore and venture around downtown Astoria!

-- THE PROPERTY --

Dogs Welcome w/ Fee | Private Viewing Porch | Across from Columbia River

‘The Astoria Painted Lady’ will serve as an idyllic and memorable home base for couples, close friends, and small families as they explore the oldest settlement west of the Rocky Mountains!

Bedroom 1: Queen Bed | Bedroom 2: Queen Bed | Library: Full Sleeper Sofa

OUTDOORS: Spacious covered porch, large side yard, outdoor seating, forested hillside surroundings, Columbia River views, vibrant colors & Victorian architecture
KITCHEN: Fully equipped, cooking essentials, dishware & glassware, coffee maker, toaster, microwave, stove/oven, fridge, dishwasher, 6-seat wooden dining table
INDOORS: Large picture windows, tasteful decor, TV w/ DVD player & movie collection, well-stocked library, board games, 2.5 bathrooms (1 shower temporarily unavailable)
GENERAL: Free WiFi, central heating, box fans provided, complimentary toiletries, hair dryer, keyless entry, self check-in
FAQ: No A/C, 2 exterior security cameras, pet fee (paid pre-trip), quiet hours (10:00 PM-8:00 AM)
ACCESSIBILITY: Single-story apartment, exterior staircase required to enter, steep interior stairs required to access the unit
PARKING: Parking lot (2-3 vehicles), free street parking

*NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit of this building*

-- THE LOCATION --

DOWNTOWN: Restaurants, coffee shops, art galleries, antique & specialty shops, East Mooring Basin Boat Ramp (0.8 mies), Astoria Riverwalk (1.1 miles), The Astoria Column (2.1 miles), Astoria-Megler Bridge (5.1 miles), Columbia River Maritime Museum (1.5 miles)
HISTORIC SITES: Lewis and Clark National Historical Park (7.0 miles), Fort Clatsop State Park (7.0 miles), Fort Columbia Historical State Park (9.7 miles), Fort Stevens State Park (10.1 miles)
GET OUTSIDE: Cathedral Tree Trailhead (0.3 miles), Alderbrook Park (1.4 miles), Shivley Park (1.8 miles), Saddle Mountain Trailhead (27.6 miles), Ecola State Park (28.1 miles)
ON THE COAST: Sunset Beach Recreation Site (13.0 miles), Del Ray Beach State Recreation Site (15.9 miles), Waikiki Beach (20.6 miles), Long Beach Boardwalk (20.8 miles)
NEARBY TOWNS: Seaside (18.1 miles), Cannon Beach (26.8 miles), Cathlamet (49.9 miles)
AIRPORT: Portland International Airport (96.1 miles)

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-- POLICIES --

- No smoking of any kind inside our home, on the front porch, and in most of the yard. Please confine your smoking to the area around the mailbox
- Dog friendly w/ $50 fee (+ fees & taxes, maximum 1 dog allowed, no cats allowed)
- No events, parties or large gatherings. Due to the quiet location and out of respect for tenants & neighbors, loud parties are not permitted
- Additional fees and taxes may apply
- Photo ID may be required upon check-in
- NOTE: This property may not be suitable for small children
- NOTE: Please observe quiet hours between 10:00 PM-8:00 AM
- NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit. Please be respectful of them and observe the quiet hours noted above
​- NOTE: Other than accessing the entries to the unit, the backyard is only available to the long-term tenant. You can use the front yard & side areas to relax, walk your dog, etc
- NOTE: The maximum occupancy is 6 people. This includes daytime & nighttime guests. Exceeding the maximum occupancy will not be permitted and can result in fines or eviction
- NOTE: This single-story apartment requires the use of an exterior staircase to enter and steep interior stairs to access the 2nd-floor unit. You can avoid the second set of stairs by entering through the back door. We recommend you use the front door when you first arrive, & then find the back door to use when hauling in your luggage
- NOTE: This property does not offer air conditioning; however, several box fans are provided
- NOTE: Your safety matters. This property features 2 exterior security cameras. Camera 1 is at the front door and faces the front entrance and porch. Camera 2 is at the back door facing the entry steps. The cameras are outward-facing and do not look into interior spaces. Both cameras record video and sound when activated by motion
- NOTE: One of the showers is temporarily unavailable for use

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Feature Features

  • PETS

    Pet Friendly
  • SAFETY

    Carbon Monoxide Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Carbon Monoxide Detector On The Property) Fire Extinguisher Smoke Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Smoke Detector On The Property)
  • BEDROOM

    2 Bedrooms Bed Sheets Provided Sofa Bed
  • GENERAL

    Property Does Not Allow Children Unit Size: 1000 Sq Ft (93 Sq M)
  • KITCHEN

    Coffee/tea Maker Cookware/dishes/utensils Dishwasher Microwave Refrigerator Stovetop Toaster
  • PARKING

    Car Recommended Onsite Parking Street Parking Available
  • INTERNET

    WiFi Available
  • OUTDOORS

    Balcony Or Patio Garden Yard
  • BATHROOMS

    2.5 Bathrooms Free Toiletries Hair Dryer Towels Provided
  • LANGS SPOKEN

    English French German Spanish
  • THINGS TO DO

    Hiking Nearby Hiking/biking Trails Nearby Power Boating Nearby
  • ENTERTAINMENT

    Books DVD Player Games Video Library TV
  • LIVING SPACES

    Library
  • CLIMATE CONTROL

    Heating
  • LOCATION HIGHLIGHTS

    Near The Sea
  • SUITABILITY/ACCESSIBILITY

    Smoke-free Property

CheckIn Check-in : 04:00 PM CheckOut Check-out : 11:00 AM
No Wheelchair No smoking No pets Children allowed
Occupancy Max occupancy : 6

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School District Availability

Review Review

  • John

    Submitted Nov 11, 2021

    Stayed Nov 8, 2021

    Really liked having nice big kitchen for gathering place and ease for 5 or 6 people to comfortably staying together.

  • Drew

    Submitted Sep 15, 2021

    Stayed Sep 10, 2021

    Wonderfully appointed property with great views of the Columbia River and handy to activities in Astoria.

  • Submitted Aug 9, 2021

    Stayed Aug 2, 2021

    Very lovely place to stay in Astoria. Would stay at again. It has character. Lots of steep stairs to get to floor. Each bedroom has it's own bathroom with third bathroom off dining room area. Great view from dining room.

  • Submitted Nov 9, 2025

    Stayed Nov 1, 2025

    The apartment is clean and compact, has everything needed for a stay. The location is great for exploring the town. Such a charming home and nice quiet neighborhood with great views.

  • Jeni L.

    Submitted Oct 14, 2025

    Stayed Oct 11, 2025

    We loved this sweet old space so much. It was easy to find and directions were clear for parking. The tenants below were quiet and I hope we were the same for them! We arrived at night and the key codes did not work for the front door (which is recommended when you first get there to enter this way), but the back entrance with less stairs to enter worked great, we were nervous for a moment! It's incredible to have three people and three bathrooms available, two of them full. We did the bridge crossing 10k race and we were very wet and cold afterward, and being able to take a shower and warm up in different bathrooms was amazing. We did not use the kitchen much but it was spacious and the views are beautiful. We loved hearing the sea lions call with the windows open. This time of year in October there are a lot of garden spiders all over the outside of the house just to warn anyone who might have a phobia, we did fine but we had to dodge them a little at different points when we would leave the house. We all felt like the beds were comfortable and we slept well. We did snuggle up one night and use the TV and Netflix account which was appreciated. We will absolutely come here again!

  • Heidi M.

    Submitted Sep 21, 2025

    Stayed Sep 18, 2025

    Perfect view from the kitchendining room. Well appointed kitchen and bathrooms. We enjoyed our stay here.

  • Holly N.

    Submitted Sep 12, 2025

    Stayed Aug 20, 2025

    This was a location with wonderful views. Would stay here again. Very pet friendly.

  • Joshua M.

    Submitted Sep 2, 2025

    Stayed Aug 11, 2025

    Overall was a nice place, BUT… Needs more window screens (wanted to have a breeze but bugs wanted to come in), also needs curtains in the kitchen (setting sun was right in our faces). Could have been cleaner (especially the oven), and no dog doo in the backyard where we parked would have been nice. Was still good for the price.

  • Vincent

    Submitted May 27, 2025

    Stayed May 22, 2025

    Overall, we had a good time. The kitchen was very well stocked. There were games and nice bathrooms. TV with a Roku that was really neat. Shower water pressure was excellent. Atmosphere was quaint. The stairs are quite steep inside so it’s good to be aware of that. The amount of issues we had were small BUT READ CAREFULLY on the listing. The listing advertises a “library” with a pull out couch. There were 6 of us, and my girlfriend and I gave the two bedrooms to my father and my sister with her child. When we went to search for this library, turns out it’s actually just a living room with a bookshelf. We booked it in a bit of a hurry, but I think the listing should be changed to living room. Using “library” makes it seem like a separate room. So we had no privacy the whole trip. The only other thing I think could improve the stay is getting an ironing board, since there’s no access to laundry. Maybe a small vacuum too. Aside from that, everything was awesome. We loved the view from the kitchen and the cute porch. Nice walkable neighborhood in the evening. I would recommend staying here but just know, if you have six, people will be sleeping out in the open.

  • Elizabeth W.

    Submitted Feb 17, 2025

    Stayed Feb 14, 2025

    Nothing fancy but very quiet and well stocked rental

  • Mark O.

    Submitted Nov 5, 2024

    Stayed Oct 15, 2024

    Beautiful view of the river right from the huge windows in the kitchen. The view from the front porch is nice. I’m glad we were in the upstairs apartment. The furnishings were perfect for the style of the house. The family downstairs stairs were very sweet.

  • Phil T.

    Submitted Oct 9, 2024

    Stayed Sep 30, 2024

    Near the top of the town, close to restaurants and shopping. Tenants live downstairs and were quiet most of the time; sometimes we could hear them talking, but that's to be expected in an old Victorian, and that means they could hear us. We have only one complaint: when walking from the parking area to the back stair entrance to the apartment, one needs to walk across the back lawn, and the flagstones that could be used are half-buried and not flat in the lawn, which has ruts and holes that one has to be very careful not to twist an ankle on.

  • Amalia J.

    Submitted Sep 5, 2024

    Stayed Aug 22, 2024

    It was a quiet peaceful stay… didn’t like that bedsheets and pillows were a little worn and smelled like it was just used by someone else and not washed. It was just a place where we slept and showered.

  • Denise M.

    Submitted Aug 30, 2024

    Stayed Aug 10, 2024

    The property could have been a little cleaner. Dog poop in the yard and cobwebs up high (we do understand they are in hard to reach places) and on the patio. We did find a big spider in the house. It was a great location and a fun old house in a quiet neighborhood. We would stay here again for sure.

  • Michaelene S.

    Submitted Jul 20, 2024

    Stayed Jul 16, 2024

    Pros: Rented for 2 days to explore Astoria. A charming Victorian house, w/ ample bathrooms, nice kitchen, & great view of Columbia river fr kitchen. Eat breakfast & watch ships. Kitchen was adequately stocked with spices & coffee (no decaf). Rooms are so pretty, felt like a fairy princess. Lights on canopy bed would not work, bummer, because they were beautiful. Cons: Lots of stairs, very difficult. Black berry bushes overgrown stair landing & caused more than one bleeder. Walkway & stairs to parking were broken, wobbly situation. Lots of mole damage in grass area, hard to navigate w/ heavy luggage. 1 bathroom in middle of remodel, no disclosure in listing. Light bulb above sink was not working. This place has 3 bathrooms & one attached to canopy room was in the middle of remodel, so my friend had to trapse thru house in towels when showering, a bit awkward as the 3rd bathroom is thru kitchen, which has large windows & no coverings. Main flat where you will stay is middle floor, balcony is accessible thru narrow stairwell down to 1st floor shares with private residence, awkward, door & walls are thin. We did not use balcony - chairs on are not comfortable. Kitchen chairs uncomfortable impossible to do computer work. No shades on kitchen windows, & only one could barley open for fresh air. Balcony is shared with private tenant & that seemed weird to be out there next to their living room, when they have their front door open, consequently we didn’t use it at all.

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$278+
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