Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More

Cibolo, Texas
$359 avg/night Minimum Stay 1 Nights
Bed 4

Bed

Bath 2

Bath

Home Private Vacation Home

Property Type

Sleep 12

Max Sleeps

Night 1 nights

Min Stay

Retro-themed home with Hot Tub, Firepit with Outdoor Movie Setup, Pool, Game Room & More!

Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms.

Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties). Kid-friendly | Retro movie nights!

Book fast for ultimate comfort &vibes!

It is your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality.

What You’ll Love
Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs.

Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup!

Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball).

Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening.

Kid-Friendly Fun: Simba & Nintendo-themed kids’ room, toys, books, and family-focused touches throughout.

Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room.

Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games.

Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything)
Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!)
San Antonio River Walk – 30 min
Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min
Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min
Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min
Austin – Just 1 hour away!

Local Dining Faves
Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min
Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min
Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min

Pro Tip: We Book Fast
Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. Grab your dates now before they’re gone!

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Feature Features

  • PETS

    No Pets Allowed
  • SAFETY

    Carbon Monoxide Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Carbon Monoxide Detector On The Property) Smoke Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Smoke Detector On The Property)
  • BEDROOM

    4 Bedrooms Bed Sheets Provided
  • KITCHEN

    Dishwasher Microwave Oven Stovetop
  • LAUNDRY

    Laundry Facilities Washing Machine And Dryer
  • PARKING

    Onsite Parking
  • INTERNET

    WiFi Available
  • OUTDOORS

    Barbecue Grill
  • POOL/SPA

    Hot Tub Pool
  • BATHROOMS

    2.5 Bathrooms Bathtub Or Shower Hair Dryer Jetted Bathtub Soap Toilet Paper Towels Provided
  • LANGS SPOKEN

    English
  • ENTERTAINMENT

    TV
  • LIVING SPACES

    Fireplace
  • CLIMATE CONTROL

    Air Conditioning Heating
  • SERVICES AND CONVENIENCES

    Iron/ironing Board
  • SUITABILITY/ACCESSIBILITY

    Smoke-free Property

CheckIn Check-in : 03:00 PM CheckOut Check-out : 10:00 AM
No Wheelchair No smoking No pets Children allowed
Occupancy Max occupancy : 12

Map Map

School District Rates & Availability

Review Review

  • Tiffany C.

    Submitted Jan 20, 2026

    Stayed Jan 17, 2026

    We loved our stay at the Funky Casita! The place was exactly as pictured, an eclectic oasis and a true hidden gem in a quiet neighborhood. Shweta was a gracious host and very accommodating to our family’s requests. Everyone loved the funky retro theme and was genuinely excited to spend our time here.

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Total

Includes taxes and fees
$359+
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