Ranch & guest house on 60 Acers. Spectacular views and spacious living.

Joshua Tree, California
$525 avg/night Minimum Stay 2 Nights
Bed 3

Bed

Bath 4

Bath

Home Private Vacation Home

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Sleep 6

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Night 2 nights

Min Stay

Fully air conditioned & fog disinfected between rentals & all surfaces cleaned w/ disinfectant & all bedding/towels washed in hot water between rentals. This is a 60 acre ranch with a main house, guest house & hot tub for 8. It is a quiet family vacation rental. Ideal for family get-togethers with casual extra sleeping in addition to the 2 master bedrooms and 1st FL semi-private guest bedroom.
Between the two buildings there are 2 master bedrooms, and guest house1st FLguest bedroom w/queen bed, and extra sleeping in the communal rooms of the main house with 2 full fold down sofas, 3 queen pull out sofas, 2 queen day beds, 2 single day beds, There is a full bath in each of the master bedrooms plus 2 additional bathrooms with showers, In the main house.

Main house: in addition to the Master queen-bdrm w/bath, there are 2 additional baths off the large open space comprising the Great Room (w/ dining area, fireplace area & Living Room w/ wood stove). The 1250 sq ft space contains family style extra sleeping: 2 queen daybeds & 2 single daybeds, 3 queen pull out sofas, 2 fold down full sofa. The great room also has a dining table on one end, a fireplace in the middle, and wall to wall windows on the front end with mountain views (this room can be curtained off with it's own entrance, additionally there are 2 extra baths with showers (one with outdoor entrance) . Further, there is nice size, fully equipped commercial-kitchen, with a door to the rear porch with an outdoor BBQ, a second frig, and sink. There is also a front porch with seating for 10, and a large cactus garden.

2 story Guest House: 2nd FL master king bedroom w/ extra day bed, & full bath. There is a private entrance to a large outdoor deck and private staircase to ground floor. On the first floor there a queen day bed, a utility kitchen, conversation pit with antique wood stove, there is an open staircase to the 2nd FL so privacy is considered semi-private with it's own entrance. There is parking in the garage, outside both houses, and in the lower 2 acre field.
HOW THE RANCH CAME TO BE
The Ranch Is a desert retreat on 60 acres designed and built by
artist/builder Randy Polumbo in Joshua Tree, California. He calls the property Spikehorn Ranch, named in honor of his great-great uncle, John “Spikehorn” Meyer, Randy hopes Uncle Spikehorn would be proud of what he has built on his hill in the ruggedly beautiful high desert. Spikehorn was a colorful and brilliant character gifted in showmanship, “bear whispering,” and creating low brow architectural spaces as well as inventions. His sprawling rustic enclave was devoted to bear handling and appreciation, story telling, and other magical and enchanting pursuits. Today's Spikehorn is the perfect family retreat.

The Lodge (Main House) is made of a tumbledown squatters cabin expanded to a meeting hall/lodge/ and dining room for up to 16 people (Great Room & Living Room). This property features exposed framing, maybe six houses worth of vintage steel casement windows, a commercial kitchen, two indoor fireplaces, and three bathrooms.

Honeymoon Hideout (Guest House): This former collapsing garage is now a
lighthearted aerie love nest ideal to hole up with someone special. Enjoy the giant
soaking tub with 360 degree views, the discreet “mile high” privy tucked behind an airplane wing that rolls open, the wood stove, and three old school tire swings (with modern upholstery) Special details include an 8’ chandelier made of vintage bottles on two french bottle racks lit with delicately gelled LEDs by Polumbo Studio and one resident art project. There is extra sleeping on the 2nd FL daybed, and the queen pull out on the first floor.

This is a family retreat, there are no parties, loud music, fraternity type gatherings, business retreats. The county nuisance/noise code forbids loud music at anytime, and there is a 10 PM curfew forbidding any noise (music/party voices) that can be heard outside the house at that time. There is no hiking or climbing anywhere outside the ranch borders, as all the hills and fields are privately owned. We are 4 miles from the entrance of the national park with many choices for hiking and climbing.

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Feature Features

  • PETS

    2 Total Pets Pet Friendly Welcoming Dogs Only
  • DINING

    Dining Table
  • SAFETY

    Carbon Monoxide Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Carbon Monoxide Detector On The Property) Deadbolt Lock Fire Extinguisher First Aid Kit Smoke Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Smoke Detector On The Property)
  • BEDROOM

    3 Bedrooms Bed Sheets Provided Day Bed Sofa Bed
  • GENERAL

    Unit Size: 3600 Sq Ft (334 Sq M)
  • KITCHEN

    Coffee Grinder Coffee/tea Maker Dishwasher Electric Kettle Microwave Oven Refrigerator Stovetop Toaster
  • LAUNDRY

    Laundry Facilities Near Laundromat Washing Machine And Dryer
  • PARKING

    Car Required Onsite Parking Onsite Parking Options Include A Garage
  • INTERNET

    WiFi Available
  • OUTDOORS

    Balcony Barbecue Grill Firepit Garden Outdoor Furniture
  • POOL/SPA

    Hot Tub
  • BATHROOMS

    4 Bathrooms Shower Soap Toilet Paper Towels Provided
  • THINGS TO DO

    Basketball Nearby Birdwatching Nearby Casino Nearby Fitness Facilities Nearby Hiking Nearby Hiking/biking Trails Nearby Horse Riding Nearby Mountain Biking Nearby Mountain Climbing Nearby Water Park Nearby
  • ENTERTAINMENT

    TV
  • LIVING SPACES

    Fireplace Living Room Wood Stove
  • CLIMATE CONTROL

    Air Conditioning Heating
  • LOCATION HIGHLIGHTS

    In A Village In The Mountains Near A Health Or Beauty Spa Near A Hospital
  • SUITABILITY/ACCESSIBILITY

    If You Have Requests For Specific Accessibility Needs, Please Contact The Property Using The Information On The Reservation Confirmation Received After Booking. Smoke-free Property Wheelchair Accessible

CheckIn Check-in : 03:00 PM CheckOut Check-out : 11:00 AM
No Wheelchair No smoking No pets Children allowed
Occupancy Max occupancy : 6

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Review Review

  • Thomas Michael M.

    Submitted Feb 17, 2026

    Stayed Feb 13, 2026

    This is a very special place to stay, large enough to comfortably fit a large family, or in my case a very special getaway for 2.We arrived and everything was ready, spotless and already had the heat on. This is February!The atmosphere is very Desert Chic, wall to wall glass so you can't miss the breathtaking desert views or the night stars.This is a winner and we will come back.

  • Joshua G.

    Submitted Jan 10, 2026

    Stayed Dec 26, 2025

    A very unique space, very spacious, a great large piece of land and spectacular view, also very good location near town, but the two houses were filthy, old sheets, towels, everything felt old and dingy, etc. A great party house for a large group going to a festival, but not the right fit for me and my family at that price point.

  • Michelle M.

    Submitted Nov 18, 2025

    Stayed Nov 11, 2025

    Such a wonderful, comfortable and unique place to stay in the desert. We are so grateful this space with all its artful quirks is open to us!

  • William Paul R.

    Submitted Apr 23, 2025

    Stayed Apr 4, 2025

    Host was super responsive throughout the entire process from booking, service needs while there, and the deposit refund. The property is exactly as advertised and only 7 minutes from basically anything you need.

  • Christy Z.

    Submitted Jan 5, 2025

    Stayed Dec 30, 2024

    This is a fun property to enjoy friends and the area. If you are allergic to dust, do not stay here. We had a great time here and made magical memories, but this location is borderline glamping! Its vibe is artistic and eclectic, and there are tons of beds, places to hang out, things to explore, but the vibe is run down but functioning well. I can't explain it any other way. I think this is the vibe of Joshua tree in general... The kitchen is superb but lacks cleaning supplies so bring those. Also, I got the best sleep I've had in months while simultaneously accepting dirt is the word. I wanted solitude, privacy, and stars. All of those things were accessible. The nest is magical and a true treat! My recommendation would be to bring cleaning supplies, a candle, and allergy meds.

  • Michael P.

    Submitted Dec 28, 2024

    Stayed Dec 23, 2024

    Cool place

  • Monica N.

    Submitted Dec 22, 2024

    Stayed Dec 19, 2024

    This was my second time staying at this location. My friends and I love the decor and the kitchen. We spent a lot of time by the fireplace this year and it was just what we needed at this time of year. The instructions to get in were easy to follow and Cody checked in with us frequently over text to make sure we were doing alright. We definitely want to come back.

  • CLARISSA E.

    Submitted Apr 15, 2024

    Stayed Apr 12, 2024

    Without a doubt, this is one of the most enchanting rental properties I've had the joy of experiencing. The property is clearly cared for with great love and attention. I wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone looking for a desert getaway with friends or family.

  • Alexa S.

    Submitted Jan 21, 2024

    Stayed Jan 16, 2024

    We loved our stay. We had two adults and one child sleeping there, with several others in our group staying in nearby properties. We loved the warm, expansive, beautiful, and artistically unique space. The sunrises through the windows are unbelievable. The kitchen has everything you need, and the living areas allow everyone to relax comfortably.

  • jonathan g.

    Submitted Dec 30, 2023

    Stayed Dec 26, 2023

    This is an amazing property. The listing does not do it justice. It feels like an artist’s studio in the desert. The entire place is created from reclaimed materials, providing the environment of restoration and renewal that you come to the desert for. Creativity and vision in every breath. Truly magical. It’s also a quick ride to the Park and grocery. It’s immaculately clean and the property manager is incredibly supportive and responsive. We feel very lucky to have spent our holiday here.

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$525+
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