Boerne, Texas
Enjoy the picturesque Poco Loco Ranch. This 250-acre private ranch is nestled in the Texas Hill County on the Guadalupe River. Situated just 10 minutes from Boerne, the Ranch is the perfect place to escape from the hustle and bustle of daily life!
Long meandering banks of the shaded Guadalupe River will entice you to swim, tube, splash, fish, or just enjoy the quiet solitude. For a longer jaunt, float downstream on an inner tube – the public bridge is about an hour away. Hiking, bird watching, and diverse wildlife will renew your spirits. Best of all, at the end of the day lie beneath the vast skies and watch nightly shooting stars while swimming in our large new pool and enjoying our hot tub!
The Poco Loco Ranch has a rustic main house, a guest house and a fantastic separate game room.
The Main House
• Spacious Living Room (2-Fold-Out Sofas, Large Flat Screen TV, and 2 Dining Tables)
• Fully Equipped Kitchen
• 3 Comfortable Bedrooms, (2 with King Size Beds, 1 with Two Twin Size Beds) and side bunk bed that sleeps 2
• 3 ½ Baths
• Front Patio (Covered Seating Area, BBQ Grill + Smoker)
The Guest House
• Large Bedroom (Sofa Area, 2 Queen Beds)
• Full Bathroom
• Kitchenette
• Dinette
The Game Room
• Antique Pool Table
• 22’ Championship Shuffleboard Table
• Pac Man Video Game
• Ping Pong Table
• Air Hockey
• Foosball Table
• Sitting Area with 2 Sofas
All three structures have fireplaces and a second patio is centrally located between the ranch houses. All are connected by a cement walkway.
This listing included the exclusive use of all 3 structures, our pool, 250 acres of land, and a quarter-mile frontage along the Guadalupe River (only a seldom seen caretaker lives on site.)
Onsite activities include Hayrides, BBQ cookout, bonfire, volleyball, and more.
The Poco Loco Ranch’s prime location provides easy access to multiple attractions and places of interest:
• Charming Antique Shops & Cafes of Boerne (10 mins)
• The Cave Without a Name (5 mins)
• Fiesta Texas (20 mins)
• Sea world and the famed Riverwalk of San Antonio (30 mins)
• The World War II Nimitz Museum and the Wineries and Craft Shops of Fredericksburg (35 mins away)
Great lodging for area weddings - Minutes from Serengeti Resort, Marquardt Ranch, Paniolo Ranch, Boerne, Bergheim, and Sisterdale.
Please note that to avoid warming our pool water, our spa heater will be turned off during the summer months.
***SPECIAL OFFER***
FREE Wildlife Hayride with 4-night rental! See Axis and Whitetail deer, armadillos, turkey, and much more. Both daytime and evening hayrides (with spotlights) will make for a wonderful time!!!***
Contact us so we can begin arranging your perfect vacation!
*** Please note that the Guadalupe River fluctuates in depth. After a heavy flood rain, you can enjoy our pool and game room. In times of little rain, we do have deeper sections beside our ranch where guests can float and relax. The river is a 10 minute walk from the main house area ***
Ask about RV capability. EV Charging available! (and ask about our Hunting packages)
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Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Melissa was quick to respond to any questions/concerns we had.
This was one of the best vacation rentals we've ever been to. The pool was amazing and so was the huge game room. Hosts were extremely helpful and there was a lovely welcome basket to greet us upon arrival. Highly recommend Poco Loco for a family vacation. There was something for everyone. The only bummer was that the river was too low to tube, but Charles let us know before we arrived so we knew what to expect. It was still great to walk down to the river and skip rocks and it was teeming with birds and toads and little fish. And as a delightful bonus, there was a wee baby cow that we passed on our hike.
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay - our family of 5 plus my parents - at the Poco Loci Ranch. Charles was a great host and there is plenty to do and enjoy on the property. Property has tubes to enjoy the Guadalupe River, a grill by the pool, firewood for an evening campfire and s’mores, and plenty of beds and towels. Highly recommend for a family get together!
We had a great time despite the freezing temperatures creating some challenges for us and the Hosts. They were great and very responsive. Even without being able to enjoy the water this place is a wonderful place to enjoy with the whole family!
Our family loved our time there!! It was in a great location for day trips to Fredericksburg and San Antonio. We loved the game room and exploring the property.
The place was perfect. It had a blend of a historical rustic feel with all the modern convivences. The property is absolutely beautiful and the long ride to the river was so scenic. We saw awesome wildlife and enjoyed every minute ! If we had to change anything it would be to have stayed longer !
We so enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco. The pool was amazing and we were so thankful for it on the hot Texas afternoons. We also used the game room daily and had a family tournament on our last day. The property is beautiful and loved walking to the river in the mornings. This was a wonderful location for our family of 11 to enjoy a quiet, relaxing vacation. Thank you to Melinda for being so available.
Drought made it tough for the property.
Stayed with a 10-person group of guys to celebrate my bachelor party. Location is perfect, just outside of town. There is something for everyone between the pool, river, game room, and property. Melinda is a great host, and we communicated several times prior to our arrival. I would stay there again without question.
This was the most peaceful vacation we have had. It is away from all the hassle of the city. No noise except for the wind blowing and the cattle mooing. It is close enough to Boerne to do any shopping you need to do. The kitchen was well stocked with all the cooking utensils we needed plus ingredients for s'mores! The house is not modern but it is very cozy and comfortable. We loved the pool and spent every evening there watching the stars come out. The river level was low but that was perfect for the little boys in our family. Melinda and her husband were very gracious and took our family on a hayrack ride around the property.
We just finished our 4 nights and it was even better than we could have ever imagined. Melinda was a wonderful host and met us at the ranch at check in to give us a tour and help with any and all the information we needed to make our stay care free.
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