NEW Retro Luxury SoccerField+Pool+Tub+Treehouse+Pickle/Basketball+Theatre+Arcade

San Antonio, Texas
$920 avg/night Minimum Stay 1 Nights
Bed 5

Bed

Bath 3

Bath

Home Private Vacation Home

Property Type

Sleep 18

Max Sleeps

Night 1 nights

Min Stay

The Texas Time Machine gives you a retro, first-class experience with all the amenities to suit any group ~15 mins from local attractions

- .5+ acres of play including soccer field for kids, treehouse, horseshoe pit, lit pickleball and basketball court, firepit, BBQ
- Relaxing large pool and hot tub
- Interior w/everything - private theatre (w/popcorn), pool table, light up shuffleboard, arcade games (Golden Tee, Fast & Furious)

All set within a retro cowboy design for a relaxing escape

The Texas Time Machine welcomes you to a one-of-a-kind escape in beautiful San Antonio! This professionally designed home has been completely transformed into an retro oasis, perfect for families and groups of 16 or more guests!

Outdoor with Everything: Step back in time but up in comfort!
- One-of-a-kind kids soccer field with targets & balls for future World Cup stars
- Tree house with climbing wall & slide
- Take a dip in the 70's style large pool
- Relax in the bubbling hot tub
- Shoot hoops under the lights on a basketball court
- Full Pickleball court to play during day or under the lights
- Regulation Horseshoe pit
- Cornhole
- Life sized Connect 4
- Rope golf (ladder golf) and more.

The fire pit creates the perfect ambiance for evening gatherings, plus the outdoor gas grill and dining area is ideal for those al fresco meals.

Indoor Entertainment: Step inside and enjoy a world of fun! Our movie theater room with 75 Smart TV is perfect for family movie nights with the most comfortable couches & fresh popcorn, while the game room boasts:
- A pool table
- Shuffleboard
- Favorite arcade games: Golden Tee and Fast & Furious Street Fighter.
- Spacious living room and communal areas for large groups and memory making!

Luxury Accommodations: Four spacious bedrooms provide ultimate comfort and the theatre features two queen raised bunk beds. All bedding from Quince is 100% organic cotton percale. A Pack-n-Play is stored for you in the hall closet with an 100% organic cotton sheet if you're bringing the little one. All new furniture throughout the house designed to transport you to an experience, not feel like you're enting just another house.

All bathrooms are fully stocked with Public Goods shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap and lotion.

Enjoy your slow mornings with freshly brewed coffee, tea, and even waffles made fresh with the provided waffle iron.

Location, Location, Location: Located just minutes from top attractions, dining, and shopping, you’ll have easy access to everything San Antonio has to offer — from SeaWorld and Six Flags Fiesta Texas to Downtown San Antonio’s River Walk and The Alamo.

Perfect for: Family vacations, group getaways, reunions, and celebrations.

Your experience: We designed this home to deliver an exceptional guest experience. We have provided a fully equipped kitchen, and high speed Google wifi.

Everything needed to have a great time is here, all that's missing is you!

Guest access
The space is all yours! This is a residential neighborhood. The backyard is very private and tons of fun.

Registration Details: 2025-1296

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Feature Features

  • PETS

    No Pets Allowed
  • BEACH

    Beach Towels
  • DINING

    Dining Table
  • SAFETY

    Carbon Monoxide Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Carbon Monoxide Detector On The Property) Deadbolt Lock Fire Extinguisher First Aid Kit Smoke Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Smoke Detector On The Property)
  • BEDROOM

    5 Bedrooms Bed Sheets Provided
  • GENERAL

    Recycling Unit Size: 3200 Sq Ft (297 Sq M)
  • KITCHEN

    Dishwasher Ice Maker Lobster/crab Pot Microwave Oven Paper Towels Refrigerator Stovetop Toaster
  • LAUNDRY

    Laundry Facilities Washing Machine And Dryer
  • PARKING

    Onsite Parking
  • INTERNET

    Free WiFi, With Speed Of 500+ Mbps (good For 6+ People Or 10+ Devices)
  • OUTDOORS

    Barbecue Grill Firepit Garden Outdoor Furniture Patio
  • POOL/SPA

    Hot Tub Outdoor Pool Private Pool
  • BATHROOMS

    3.5 Bathrooms Bathtub Or Shower Hair Dryer Shampoo Soap Toilet Paper Towels Provided
  • THINGS TO DO

    Outdoor Pickleball Court
  • ENTERTAINMENT

    Arcade/game Room Games Pool Or Billiards Table Video Games Smart TV
  • LIVING SPACES

    Dining Room Living Room
  • CLIMATE CONTROL

    Air Conditioning Heating
  • FAMILY FRIENDLY

    Children's Dinnerware Playground Travel Crib
  • SERVICES AND CONVENIENCES

    Iron/ironing Board
  • SUITABILITY/ACCESSIBILITY

    Area Rugs In Public Areas If You Have Requests For Specific Accessibility Needs, Please Contact The Property Using The Information On The Reservation Confirmation Received After Booking. Smoke-free Property Stair-free Path To Entrance Tile Flooring In Public Areas Well-lit Path To Entrance Wheelchair Accessible

CheckIn Check-in : 04:00 PM CheckOut Check-out : 10:00 AM
No Wheelchair No smoking No pets Children allowed
Occupancy Max occupancy : 18

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School District Rates & Availability

Review Review

  • Jasmine W.

    Submitted Jan 13, 2026

    Stayed Dec 31, 2025

    We stayed for one night and had a great experience. The home was very clean, spacious, and fully stocked with everything we needed. There was so much to do—tons of fun activities for the kids, a game room, and even a heated pool! Communication with the host was excellent from start to finish. Overall, a fantastic stay and we’d absolutely recommend it—10/10!

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Total

Includes taxes and fees
$920+
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