Lakefront property with pier on Third Lake of the Moen Chain , Rhinelander

Heated floors are great especially with the cold weather

Well, bless their hearts, the owners of this property have pulled off a miracle—taking a place that was already an eyesore and turning it into a full-blown disaster zone! This so-called “cabin” is basically a glorified landfill, where every item is either frayed, chipped, rusted, faded, or scratched. The plastic dishes look like they’ve been through a war with a cheese grater, and the frying pan? Gouged so bad it’s more of a modern art piece than cookware. The towels? Let’s just say they’ve been baptized in bleach and left to fend for themselves.The kitchen floor is a charmless slab of gray concrete that screams, “Welcome to despair!” The utensils are those flimsy plastic forks and knives you’d swipe from a fast-food joint, and the lighting? Dim 20-watt bulbs that make you feel like you’re squinting through a Victorian fog. Oh, and outside? It’s like living in a surveillance state with cameras everywhere, watching your every move like you’re the star of a low-budget spy flick.The lake? A cool 600 feet away (down hill) —might as well be on the moon. The TV? A 24-inch relic that probably still has rabbit ears in spirit. We tried to wrangle the household trash barrels to the street, but they were stuffed to the brim, heavier than our regrets for booking this place. At 81, I’m not exactly Hercules, and the owner—living a breezy four-and-a-half hours away—probably isn’t rushing over to help.And the cherry on top? The ever present mosquito colony!

Weather was a bit cool. We enjoyed our stay. Nice property. Beautiful area with many places to visot in a short ride

The property is very well kept and nice. The area is close enough to Rhinelander if you want to shop or eat at a restaurant, but secluded enough on the lake for privacy. My only suggestion is for an umbrella outside on the patio table and a small vacuum cleaner for the rugs. When you are dealing with kids, a dog and sand, I like to clean up frequently. We had a great week and plan to be back next year!

This is a beautiful property with lovely neighbors. It has been a very cozy Northwoods experience. The property owner is readily available for communication and needs.

We enjoyed our stay and loved waking up to the view of the lake and deer eating in the yard. The house was clean and cozy. Chris was very responsive and helpful with any questions we had.

Great “little” place has tons of room, great views of the lake, big backyard to run around in, and awesome location. Would stay here again!

Amazing place, great location!Great house with everything you need to enjoy your free time.

What an incredible home and property. So comfortable and everything you need to have an awesome get away. Our kids (7 and 10) loved the ninja warrior course and the swing. We fished, kayaked and SUP. The girls even swam although there is no shortage of lily pads. We hope to be come back again. We sure appreciate the lovely stay and Chris was super easy to work with and quick to respond to messages.

Perfect cabin with everything we needed to relax and enjoy family time! Very nice cabin with quality and comfortable amenities. Comfy beds, A/C kept us comfortable, easy to keep clean. Enjoyed the kayaks and paddleboards. Explored the quiet neighborhood, watched deer in the yard and cooked meals on the fire pit. Good food, drinks and friendly staff at Birchwood just a few doors down. Very enjoyable stay!