Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach!

Pismo Beach, California
$786 avg/night Minimum Stay 2 Nights
Bed 4

Bed

Bath 4

Bath

Home Private Vacation Home

Property Type

Sleep 16

Max Sleeps

Night 2 nights

Min Stay

Welcome to The Ranch! Bring your family and friends to this GORGEOUS gated estate only minutes to the beach and wineries in one of the best locations in Pismo Beach!

Amazing location, full amenities, sleeps 16, gorgeous country views on a working cattle farm, and with spacious outdoor areas a and a game room there's something to entertain all ages! You can't go wrong!!

Some of the amenities include:

Corn Hole
Fire Pit
Gas BBQ
Basketball Hoop
Game Room
Ping Pong
Foosball

Distance:
4 miles to Pismo Pier
6 miles to amazing wineries in San Luis Obispo

The layout:
Primary: King and Twin Trundle, en suite
Guest room: King with en suite
Guest room: Two queens
Game room bedroom: Queen bed, twin over queen bunk
Game room: Daybed with Trundle
PROPERTY IS ONGOING A REMODEL SO IMPROVEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE BUT PHOTOS ARE STILL IN PROGRESS
We will be available from 8am-8pm to communicate with over the platform.

Guests are expected to be respectful of surrounding neighbors on the cattle farm at all times and must comply with the local noise ordinance. Quiet hours are enforced between 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM and respectable noise levels are required at all hours.

Thousand Hills Ranch is a working Cattle Ranch. Cattle can be present, sprinklers can be going for pastures, etc. Guests are not allowed to wander outside the property onto other areas of the property. Hiking on the property is not allowed but there are amazing trails just a short drive away.

Ample parking for many cars.

We provide starter supplies for guests: shampoo, conditioner, body wash, paper towels, toilet paper, etc. All other supplies will need to be providing by the guests.

No pets or parties allowed.

Internet/ TV: We have Wi-Fi set up as well as Smart TV's so you can login to all of your favorite streaming platforms. BYO Passwords
Wi-Fi and/or power outages can occur periodically in our small town and rural settings, over which we have no control. In addition as the ranch is in a rural setting strength can be limited.

We do our very best to keep them as far away from the house as possible with recurring pest control from a reputable company, but they are still present at times. Your safety is very important to us. There may be wildlife on site, including bugs, both inside and out. Please leave doors closed at all times.

Lawn maintenance typically occurs on Thursdays.

Must sign rental agreement upon booking and upload a copy of your legal unexpired driver's license or passport

Must submit a $500 off-platform security hold that will be collected upon signing rental agreement but it will not be placed until 2 days prior to arrival and released 3 days after departure, if no damages are reported. Deposit to be processed by host on guests credit card. Please note we are API Connected to a hotel-style software called OwnerRez to safely and securely take off-platform security deposits.

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  • School District Rates & Availability
  • Review Review

Feature Features

  • PETS

    No Pets Allowed
  • DINING

    Dining Table
  • SAFETY

    Carbon Monoxide Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Carbon Monoxide Detector On The Property) Deadbolt Lock Fire Extinguisher First Aid Kit Smoke Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Smoke Detector On The Property)
  • BEDROOM

    4 Bedrooms Bed Sheets Provided Sofa Bed
  • KITCHEN

    Coffee/tea Maker Dishwasher Kitchen Island Microwave Oven Paper Towels Refrigerator Stovetop Toaster
  • LAUNDRY

    Laundry Facilities Near Laundromat Washing Machine And Dryer
  • PARKING

    Car Recommended Onsite Parking
  • INTERNET

    Free WiFi
  • OUTDOORS

    Barbecue Grill Firepit Garden Patio
  • BATHROOMS

    4 Bathrooms Bathtub Or Shower Hair Dryer Shampoo Soap Toilet Paper Towels Provided
  • LANGS SPOKEN

    English
  • THINGS TO DO

    Cycling Nearby Fitness Facilities Nearby Hiking/biking Trails Nearby Horse Riding Nearby Kayaking Nearby Sailing Nearby Swimming Nearby Water Park Water Skiing Nearby Whale Watching Nearby Windsurfing Nearby
  • ENTERTAINMENT

    Arcade/game Room Foosball Table Games Table Tennis Smart TV
  • LIVING SPACES

    Dining Room Living Room
  • CLIMATE CONTROL

    Heating
  • FAMILY FRIENDLY

    Children's Dinnerware Children's Toys Playground Travel Crib
  • LOCATION HIGHLIGHTS

    In A Rural Location In The Mountains Near A Health Or Beauty Spa Near A Hospital Near A Zoo Near Outlet Shopping
  • SERVICES AND CONVENIENCES

    Iron/ironing Board
  • SUITABILITY/ACCESSIBILITY

    Smoke-free Property

CheckIn Check-in : 04:00 PM CheckOut Check-out : 11:00 AM
No Wheelchair No smoking No pets Children allowed
Occupancy Max occupancy : 16

Map Map

School District Rates & Availability

Review Review

  • Delia

    Submitted Dec 16, 2024

    Stayed Dec 13, 2024

    If you have a big family look no more! This property has all you & your family will need and enjoy. The best way to describe this is peaceful piece of heaven. The host was very communicative and made sure we had everything we needed and made sure we were comfortable. We will definitely make this place our home away from home in the future❤️

  • Carol G.

    Submitted Jan 18, 2026

    Stayed Dec 27, 2025

    Beautiful setting. Hills were green and lush (I know it won’t be as nice in summer/fall) but it was gorgeous between Christmas and the New Year. House needs a little maintenance but overall was a great place for our family (7 adults and 5 children).

  • Gary M.

    Submitted Jan 6, 2026

    Stayed Jan 3, 2026

    Far exceeded any expectations we had, everyone was comfortable, and happy! Felt like we were in another world while at home, yet so close to Pismo and all we wanted to do in town!

  • KAREN H.

    Submitted Jan 3, 2026

    Stayed Dec 30, 2025

    Beautiful ranch and farmhouse with plenty of space for three families (6 adults, 7 kids ages 5 to 16). Very private and quiet with great views of the surrounding hills and cattle farm. We enjoyed seeing wild turkey, deer and even a little coyote. Super easy to get into Pismo but you feel worlds away in the country. The great big kitchen, fire pit and ping pong table were some of our favorite amenities. The host was super helpful and quick to respond to any questions.

  • victoria r.

    Submitted Dec 7, 2025

    Stayed Dec 4, 2025

    The house was amazing! It has a huge yard which worked perfectly for the toddlers. Plenty of room for everyone and we didn’t feel cramped. The kids loved the big kitchen so we all fit even with space to spare! We took walks around the property and got to see cows and even a momma and baby. It was very cool! The kitchen is ginormous and has a great set up to make dinner. Had a little issue with the living room tv volume, but I messaged the host and she helped me quickly! If we do another vacation we will definitely try to come here again!

  • Jessica Q.

    Submitted Dec 4, 2025

    Stayed Nov 21, 2025

    The house was cozy and inviting and just far enough away from all the hustle and bustle to feel like you’re in another world. There were 17 of us and we fit very comfortably. The house is stocked with towels, shampoo, conditioner, and kitchen supplies. You’ll need to bring drinking water, plastic wrap or foil if you’re cooking there, and your own groceries. I would totally stay there again. I will say that there’s an operating farm just outside, and there’s a strong operating farm smell, but we weren’t bothered by that at all. I highly recommend if you’re looking for a peaceful getaway for your family.

  • Marcie N.

    Submitted Sep 26, 2025

    Stayed Sep 22, 2025

    Beautiful and Wonderful stay!!!!

  • Holly N.

    Submitted Jun 18, 2025

    Stayed Jun 12, 2025

    The home was plenty big for a big gathering.

  • Pam S.

    Submitted May 22, 2025

    Stayed May 15, 2025

    This home and its surroundings are even more beautiful in person and accommodated my family of 11 perfectly!! My grandchildren could be let loose outside without a worry for their safety, they ran and played and loved seeing the cows. Pismo Beach is about a 5 minute drive away so it is a perfect location for peace and quiet and closeness to the beach. I highly recommend this property for a family vacation!!

  • Jackie T.

    Submitted Apr 9, 2025

    Stayed Apr 2, 2025

    We are from Arkansas, and our son found a California girl to marry. We have cattle of our own back home and Ali found the perfect place to exchange their vows. Thousand Hills Ranch is by far the most spectacular place on earth. This home provides everything we needed for the Groom and his men to get ready for the big day. We would love to come back soon.

  • Betsy S.

    Submitted Jan 6, 2025

    Stayed Dec 30, 2024

    My family consisting of eight adults and six teenagers, had the most fantastic family reunion for five nights at the Ranch. The large property had everything anybody could have possibly dreamed of! For five beautiful days, we played all kinds of card and board games during the evenings, while the days were spent playing outdoor games on our wonderfully comfortable large lawn, or ping pong and other activities in the game room. The well equipped kitchen provided all the pots, pans, dishes and utensils we needed for cooking our meals, both breakfast and dinner.As the weather was so beautiful, we spent a couple of afternoons at the beach, and later enjoyed walking out on the pier delighting in the sunset. A visit to the bowling alley for a couple of games followed by a pizza dinner were all part of the activities of this five day fantastic family reunion. The spaciousness of this beautifully constructed home allowed each family to have one bedroom to organize how they wanted for their family of four and I, the grandmother, chose the well appointed master bedroom for myself and my partner which offers a large double walk in shower. It was just a marvelous property affording everyone a fantastic “long to be remembered” family reunion. Thank you, Megan for your quick responses to my many questions. You were a super host and I greatly appreciate the easy and comfortable communication with you.

  • Stuart H.

    Submitted Oct 23, 2024

    Stayed Oct 3, 2024

    This house is *amazing*! Large lawns for frolicking, big kitchen for hosting, large bedrooms for laying about. There's a wedding venue just down the road as well so if you know someone gettin' hitched...

  • Pamela S.

    Submitted Aug 25, 2024

    Stayed Aug 23, 2024

    Such a spacious ranch. The views are amazing

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Total

Includes taxes and fees
$786+
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