Enjoy Longhorns at Texas Ranch House near Canyon Lake & Gruene – Sleeps 12

Step Back in Time with Classic Texas Charm & Modern Comfort
Welcome to your true Texas Hill Country escape! Nestled on a private ranch setting in New Braunfels, this 2,500-sq-ft 1969 rock home seamlessly combines nostalgic retro charm with all the comforts of home.

Warmly described by our first guests as Brady Bunch Retro meets Authentic Texas Hill Country, this spacious 3-bedroom, 2-bath retreat comfortably hosts up to 12 guests across 6 beds. It’s the ultimate setting for family reunions, group getaways, birthday celebrations, or river-tubing trips.

Unforgettable Features & Signature Experiences
The Ultimate Texas Longhorn Experience: Get up close and personal with an iconic piece of Texas! Gentle, docile Texas Longhorns roam the pastures right on the property. (Please do not enter the longhorn pasture.)

1982 AMI Jukebox: Transport your stay back in time with real vintage vinyl vibes!

Please Note: This authentic 1982 jukebox is a beloved piece of nostalgic history. While we do our very best to keep this finicky old piece of tech humming for every stay, please note that vintage machinery can occasionally be unpredictable and service isn't guaranteed!

Historic 1800s School Bell: Ring the authentic, fully functional 19th-century schoolhouse bell located right out front.

Beautiful Outdoor Living: Unwind on the spacious back patio shaded by majestic oak trees and wrapped in warm string lights. Fire up the gas BBQ grill or gather around the fire pit as the Texas stars come out.

Seasonal Bluebonnets: Enjoy breathtaking views of wildflower fields right on the property during spring bloom.

Ideal Stay Types & Traveler Getaways
Wedding Parties & Guest Accommodations: Perfect for wedding parties, immediate families, or out-of-town guests attending events across the Hill Country. The home's owner is the proprietor of The Orchard at Spring Branch, and takes pride in offering a warm, spacious, and stress-free retreat for couples and their wedding guests!

Bachelor & Bachelorette Trips: Celebrate in style with a private ranch setting, pool table, jukebox, outdoor fire pit, and ample group space before heading out to Gruene, the rivers, or local wineries.

Family Reunions & Multi-Generational Vacations: With 2,500 square feet of single-story living space, a pool table in the main lounge, and a dedicated 4-bed Bunkhouse, there is plenty of room for kids, parents, and grandparents to spread out and enjoy time together.

River Tubing & Lake Enthusiasts: Located minutes from the Guadalupe River, Comal River, and Canyon Lake. Easy high-clearance parking makes bringing your boat or jet ski trailer seamless.

Concertgoers at Whitewater Amphitheater: Enjoy live music along the river and return to a peaceful ranch setting just a short drive away.

Bedroom & Sleeping Layout (Sleeps 12 Total Across 6 Beds)
Bedroom 1 - Primary Suite:
Bed Configuration: 1 Bed
Details: Nostalgic wood-paneled walls, rustic Texas decor, colorful quilt bedding, and built-in closet storage.

Bedroom 2:
Bed Configuration: 1 Bed
Classic Texas ranch vibes featuring warm wood paneling, vintage Texas map and wildlife artwork, and a full vanity dresser with mirror.

Bedroom 3 - Dude Ranch Bunkhouse:
Bed Configuration: 4 Full-Size Beds (Sleeps up to 8)
Step into an authentic Western retreat! Framed by rustic rock walls and classic Texas charm, the Bunkhouse captures the true spirit of a dude ranch. Featuring four full-size beds, this extra-spacious room is perfect for kids, cousins, or group stays looking to share in the ranch adventure together, complete with plush, colorful quilts and plenty of space to kick off your boots.

Prime Hill Country Location (Minutes to Everything!)
Located off FM 2722 in New Braunfels, you are perfectly positioned to enjoy the best of the Texas Hill Country with scenic drives in every direction:

Canyon Lake: ~15 minutes (boating, swimming, water sports)

Historic Gruene & Gruene Hall: ~15 minutes (live music, shopping, dining)

Guadalupe & Comal River Tubing: ~15 minutes

Schlitterbahn Waterpark & Landa Park: ~15 minutes

Local Wineries & Breweries: Short drive nearby

Everyday Convenience: Under 10 minutes (6.4 miles) to H-E-B, Walgreens, and local grocery stores (CVS is even closer).

Living Space, Kitchen & Property Specs
Bathrooms: 2 Full Bathrooms (Bathtub & Shower options, complimentary soaps, hair dryer, fresh towels).

Living Space: 2,500 sq ft featuring central A/C and heating, high-speed 250 Mbps Wi-Fi, a wood-burning fireplace, and ample group seating.

Kitchen & Dining: Fully equipped kitchen with electric stove/oven, Keurig coffee station, microwave, dishwasher, barbecue utensils, pots, pans, dishes, and silverware.

Parking & Access: Keyless self-check-in keypad. High-clearance driveway/parking ideal for boat trailers, RV trailers, or multiple vehicles.

Host & Property Rules
Pet Policy
Dogs Welcome! (Sorry, no cats allowed).

Pet Fee: $50 per stay.

Rules: Dogs must be crated or secured in the fully fenced backyard when guests leave the property.

Longhorn Safety Guidelines
While our Longhorns are gentle and accustomed to humans, they are still large animals. Guests must remain behind the fence at all times while feeding them.

Do not enter the pasture without host supervision.

Amenities List:
Kitchen & Dining
Full kitchen equipped for cooking for large groups
Electric stove & single oven
Microwave, refrigerator & freezer
Dishwasher
Keurig coffee maker
Cooking basics: pots, pans, baking sheets, oil, salt, pepper
Dishes, glassware, silverware, bowls, and barbecue utensils
Living & Entertainment
Pool table in the large living area
Wood-burning indoor rock fireplace
1982 AMI Jukebox
TV & 250 Mbps high-speed Wi-Fi (ideal for remote work or streaming)
Central air conditioning & heating
Ceiling fans & portable fans
Washer & free dryer in home
Outdoor & Property Highlights
Private patio with outdoor seating
Fully fenced backyard
Gas BBQ grill & charcoal grill options
Fire pit area
Interactive Texas Longhorn pasture viewing & feeding
Historic 1800s school bell
High-clearance free parking for cars, trucks, and boat/RV trailers


Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this home suitable for wedding party stays or bachelor/bachelorette groups

A: Absolutely! With 2,500 sq. ft., sleeping space for 12, a pool table, and a jukebox, it's a popular choice for wedding groups and celebrations. The owners also operate The Orchard at Spring Branch nearby, making this an ideal lodging partner for local events!

Q: Does the property have indoor entertainment for groups

A: Yes! The large living room features a full pool table right next to the original rock fireplace, as well as a vintage 1982 AMI jukebox and TV.

Q: Can we feed the Longhorns during our stay

A: Yes! We provide hay on-site so you can hand-feed our docile Texas Longhorns safely from behind the fence line.

Q: Is there trailer parking available

A: Absolutely. The driveway and parking areas are spacious and trailer-friendly, making it easy to bring boat trailers, jet skis, or camper trailers.

Q: How far is the property from H-E-B and local shopping

A: The home is located just 6.4 miles (approximately 8.5 minutes) from H-E-B and Walgreens, with CVS located even closer.

Q: Are pets allowed at the ranch

A: Dogs are welcome with a $50 pet fee per stay. Cats are not permitted. Dogs must be crated or secured in the fenced backyard when guests leave the property.

Q: How close are Canyon Lake and Gruene

A: Both Canyon Lake and Historic Gruene are approximately a scenic 15-minute drive from the property.