Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!
Boerne, Texas
5
Bed
3
Bath
Private Vacation Home
Property Type
14
Max Sleeps
3 nights
Min Stay
Welcome to Poco Loco Ranch, a stunning 250-acre retreat nestled in the heart of the picturesque Texas Hill Country. Located just 10 minutes from the charming town of Boerne, Our ranch offers the ultimate getaway for families, friends, and adventurers seeking a blend of natural beauty, modern comforts, and endless entertainment.
New Additions: Pickleball Court & Tesla-Compatible Charger!
Get ready to experience our brand-new pickleball court, where family and friends can enjoy fa
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Features
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PETS
No Pets Allowed -
BEACH
Beach Sun Loungers Beach Towels -
DINING
Dining Table -
SAFETY
Carbon Monoxide Detector Not Reported (host Has Not Indicated Whether There Is A Carbon Monoxide Detector On The Property; Consider Bringing A Portable Detector) Fire Extinguisher Smoke Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Smoke Detector On The Property) -
BEDROOM
5 Bedrooms Bed Sheets Provided Sofa Bed -
KITCHEN
Blender Dishwasher Kitchen Island Microwave Oven Refrigerator Spices Stovetop Toaster -
LAUNDRY
Laundry Facilities Washing Machine And Dryer -
PARKING
Car Recommended Electric Car Charging Station On Site Onsite Parking -
INTERNET
Free WiFi -
OUTDOORS
Barbecue Grill Firepit Garden Outdoor Furniture Patio -
POOL/SPA
Fence Around The Pool Hot Tub Outdoor Pool Private Pool -
BATHROOMS
3.5 Bathrooms Bathtub Or Shower Hair Dryer Soap Toilet Paper Towels Provided -
LANGS SPOKEN
English -
THINGS TO DO
Birdwatching Nearby Cycling Nearby Golf Nearby Hiking Nearby Hiking/biking Trails Nearby Swimming Nearby Theme Parks Nearby Wildlife And Game Walks Nearby Winery Tours Nearby -
ENTERTAINMENT
Air Hockey Arcade/game Room Foosball Table Games Pool Or Billiards Table Stereo Table Tennis Smart TV With Cable/satellite Service -
LIVING SPACES
Fireplace Living Room -
CLIMATE CONTROL
Air Conditioning Heating -
FAMILY FRIENDLY
Children's Games -
LOCATION HIGHLIGHTS
In A Rural Location On The River On The Waterfront -
SERVICES AND CONVENIENCES
Phone -
SUITABILITY/ACCESSIBILITY
Smoke-free Property
Check-in : 07:00 PM
Check-out : 11:00 AM
No Wheelchair
No smoking
No pets
Children allowed
Max occupancy : 14
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Andrew T.
Submitted Jul 1, 2024
Stayed Jun 20, 2024We had a great stay at Poco Loco. House and property were as described. Loved all of the porches and being able to walk through this property in the mornings. River access was a little tough but Charles informed me that they are going to update their property map with a better location so that issue may be solved. Kitchen is very small, something to keep in mind if you plan to cook for a large group during your stay.
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Tammy L.
Submitted Jun 14, 2024
Stayed May 29, 2024Great hill country charm and fun all around.
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Tiffany G.
Submitted Apr 16, 2024
Stayed Mar 10, 2024We had an amazing time visiting this property and spending time together walking the grounds. Perfect for large families! Our kids were never bored and never even asked for tvs or devices! Family that runs the ranch is the sweetest. They are extremely welcoming and helpful. We will definitely visit again in the future.
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Jefferson S.
Submitted Aug 5, 2023
Stayed Jul 21, 2023Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Melissa was quick to respond to any questions/concerns we had.
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Marie S.
Submitted Aug 3, 2023
Stayed Jul 28, 2023This was one of the best vacation rentals we've ever been to. The pool was amazing and so was the huge game room. Hosts were extremely helpful and there was a lovely welcome basket to greet us upon arrival. Highly recommend Poco Loco for a family vacation. There was something for everyone. The only bummer was that the river was too low to tube, but Charles let us know before we arrived so we knew what to expect. It was still great to walk down to the river and skip rocks and it was teeming with birds and toads and little fish. And as a delightful bonus, there was a wee baby cow that we passed on our hike.
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K Meghan M.
Submitted Jun 11, 2023
Stayed Jun 7, 2023We thoroughly enjoyed our stay - our family of 5 plus my parents - at the Poco Loci Ranch. Charles was a great host and there is plenty to do and enjoy on the property. Property has tubes to enjoy the Guadalupe River, a grill by the pool, firewood for an evening campfire and s’mores, and plenty of beds and towels. Highly recommend for a family get together!
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Elizabeth C.
Submitted Jan 15, 2023
Stayed Dec 23, 2022We had a great time despite the freezing temperatures creating some challenges for us and the Hosts. They were great and very responsive. Even without being able to enjoy the water this place is a wonderful place to enjoy with the whole family!
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Audra P.
Submitted Aug 12, 2022
Stayed Jul 28, 2022Our family loved our time there!! It was in a great location for day trips to Fredericksburg and San Antonio. We loved the game room and exploring the property.
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Steve H.
Submitted Jul 29, 2022
Stayed Jul 22, 2022The place was perfect. It had a blend of a historical rustic feel with all the modern convivences. The property is absolutely beautiful and the long ride to the river was so scenic. We saw awesome wildlife and enjoyed every minute ! If we had to change anything it would be to have stayed longer !
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Melissa P.
Submitted Jul 19, 2022
Stayed Jul 10, 2022We so enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco. The pool was amazing and we were so thankful for it on the hot Texas afternoons. We also used the game room daily and had a family tournament on our last day. The property is beautiful and loved walking to the river in the mornings. This was a wonderful location for our family of 11 to enjoy a quiet, relaxing vacation. Thank you to Melinda for being so available.
