Blu Breeze, Social Media moments, Volleyball court, 4 BD, Largest Canal front.

Cape Coral, Florida

$329 avg/night Minimum Stay 1 Nights

Overview

Bed

Bath

Private Vacation Home

Property Type

Max Sleeps

1 nights

Min Stay

Description

A Message to the Husbands (and Dads, Boyfriends, and Any Man Who Was Dragged Here):
We are so sorry for your loss.
Effective immediately upon arrival, you have been demoted from husband, father, or significant other... to unpaid content creator. Your new title is Photographer. No benefits. No fishing. No breaks.
Yes, we have one of the most jaw-dropping canal fronts in all of Cape Coral. Yes, the fish are practically begging to be caught. You will not be catching them. You will be onyour knees in front of the 14-foot flower wall saying okay babe, now look away... now look back... now laugh naturally... no not like that.
We truly apologize. There is no appeals process.

To the Women Reading This:
Welcome home.
This paradise was engineered in a lab specifically for your Instagram grid. We have a pink powder room so gorgeous it looks like Barbie's personal spa. We have a 14-foot flower wall that will make your followers question every life decision they've ever made. We have a designer outdoor couch that photographs so well it basically has its own agent. We have a luscious avocado tree that screams I summer differently than you.
Bring SD cards. Plural. Bring backups of your backups. Your storage will not survive this house and that is not a warning, that is a promise.
And when you've exhausted every angle of this property (you won't), Target is literally one minute away. One. Minute. Your husband will wait in the car and he will be fine.

From the volleyball court to the canal, from the flower wall to the pink powder room, this home has everything you need.
The men will be okay. They have each other.

Features
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Availability

Features

PETS

2 Total (up To 50 Lbs Per Pet) Pet Friendly Welcoming Cats And Dogs Only
SAFETY

Carbon Monoxide Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Carbon Monoxide Detector On The Property) Deadbolt Lock Fire Extinguisher First Aid Kit Smoke Detector Installed (host Has Indicated There Is A Smoke Detector On The Property)
BEDROOM

Bed Sheets Provided
KITCHEN

Dishwasher Microwave Oven Stovetop
LAUNDRY

Laundry Facilities Washing Machine And Dryer
PARKING

Onsite Parking
INTERNET

Internet Access
OUTDOORS

Barbecue Grill
POOL/SPA

Pool
BATHROOMS

Bathtub Or Shower Hair Dryer Jetted Bathtub Toilet Paper Towels Provided
LANGS SPOKEN

English Spanish
THINGS TO DO

Fishing Nearby Fitness Facilities Nearby Kayaking Nearby Power Boating Nearby Scuba Diving Nearby Snorkeling Nearby Water Park Nearby Water Skiing Nearby Wildlife And Game Walks Nearby Windsurfing Nearby
ENTERTAINMENT

TV
LIVING SPACES

Fireplace
CLIMATE CONTROL

Air Conditioning Heating
LOCATION HIGHLIGHTS

Near A Health Or Beauty Spa Near A Hospital Near The Ocean On The Waterfront
SERVICES AND CONVENIENCES

Iron/ironing Board
SUITABILITY/ACCESSIBILITY

Smoke-free Property